The following things have happened since I was last in
Gainesville:
- Pam, Chanteal, Mere, Michelle and Prince William have all gotten married.
- Autumn, Baby Thomas and Baby Blue were born, with 2 more IPPL babies on the way.
- I moved to Chicago.
- Bin Laden was found.
- People everywhere were begging to be taught how to "Douggie.”
- There was a remake of the song "We are the World" and the movie "Footloose."
- There has been both a Winter and Summer Olympics.
- LMFAO party rocked too hard and broke up.
- Crazy Aunts everywhere started drinking Vodka Sodas with a Splash of Cran.
- Urban Meyer resigned...twice.
As you can see, it is clearly time for K
Keller to return to the city that gave her that nickname. The trip will be quick, but I plan
on fitting as many of the following into my trip, if possible, in no particular
order:
Break into the Pi Phi House, Eat Chicken Nachos from Ale
House, Dance in a booze puddle until I have Grog Feet, Experience the real Pita
Pit honey mustard, Mourn the loss of Cluck-U, Lose my voice from screaming “Orange/Blue”
in the stadium, Make immature "Cock" jokes and laugh hysterically, Have a bucket of beer at The Swamp, Cry tears of joy when I see
the Murph/DeFranco Tailgate, Visit a library just to use the bathroom, Take an
inappropriate photo with the Tim Tebow statue, Laugh with my friends until my
face hurts, Get asked on a Grab-A-Date.
Get ready Gainesville
– Here. I. Come.
