Showing posts with label Gator Football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gator Football. Show all posts

Friday, February 21, 2014

#dontworry #behappy

Hi friends,

Because it is Friday, and because I have had a few glasses of wine, I am posting about a few things that make me happy. 

This is my #100happydays for the day. 
  • A new tube of mascara
  • Driving with the windows down
  • Bottomless mimosas 
  • Booking a flight to see friends or family
  • Lettuce when you are hungover
  • Learning the real lyrics to a song and realizing you were always singing it wrong
  • Napping on a Sunday (see post HERE)
  • Looking at old pictures on the Facebook
  • Nachos
  • The smell of Florida when you first step outside the airport
  • Coca-cola in a can
  • Watching "Love Actually" in bed on a Saturday morning 
  • Binge online shopping 
  • Emails from my dad with an oddly professional tone 
  • How you feel when a workout is over (not because you worked out, simply because its OVER)
  • Pizza Rolls in the microwave 
  • #hashtags 
  • Getting a big meeting at work with a new client 
  • Wine in the afternoon
  • Anything Orange and Blue 
  • Videos and pictures of my nieces and nephew
  • Changing my monthly calendar 
  • Unlimited Salad Bars 
  • All amazingly embarassing videos of me prior to 2012: the skydive video, my ATL video, SPT internship video, and of course Cancun. 
  • A hot toddy when you're sick - sweat it out! 
  • All things SYTYCD – obvi. 
Weekends should never be spent in moderation. Go have a good one :) 

Thursday, October 18, 2012

...and Go Gators.


The following things have happened since I was last in Gainesville:

  • Pam, Chanteal, Mere, Michelle and Prince William have all gotten married.
  • Autumn, Baby Thomas and Baby Blue were born, with 2 more IPPL babies on the way.
  • I moved to Chicago.
  • Bin Laden was found.
  • People everywhere were begging to be taught how to "Douggie.”
  • There was a remake of the song "We are the World" and the movie "Footloose."
  • There has been both a Winter and Summer Olympics.  
  • LMFAO party rocked too hard and broke up.
  • Crazy Aunts everywhere started drinking Vodka Sodas with a Splash of Cran.
  • Urban Meyer resigned...twice.


As you can see, it is clearly time for K Keller to return to the city that gave her that nickname. The trip will be quick, but I plan on fitting as many of the following into my trip, if possible, in no particular order:

Break into the Pi Phi House, Eat Chicken Nachos from Ale House, Dance in a booze puddle until I have Grog Feet, Experience the real Pita Pit honey mustard, Mourn the loss of Cluck-U, Lose my voice from screaming “Orange/Blue” in the stadium, Make immature "Cock" jokes and laugh hysterically, Have a bucket of beer at The Swamp, Cry tears of joy when I see the Murph/DeFranco Tailgate, Visit a library just to use the bathroom, Take an inappropriate photo with the Tim Tebow statue, Laugh with my friends until my face hurts, Get asked on a Grab-A-Date.      

Get ready Gainesville – Here. I. Come.